JunkMAIL
Here are some funny/strange/interesting junkmail messages I have received.
| Beautiful Girl | Yes, she is pretty good looking, but why did you send this to me???? (It's not even porn). And how do you pronounce that name.. Hung-wrong? |
| Hypnotize any Woman into bed! | Who could resist this one? |
| Invest in real things! | This email suggest investing in "real things", like heating oil.... |
| Lose Weight | OK the beginning is typical, but I think the drugs took effect at the end... |
| Septic Tank Trouble | I get at least 1-2 of these a day. Someone decided I have a septic tank it it's going to explode any minute.... |
| Remember Me? | No I don't beginner@linux.org. Thanks anyways.... |
| Warez CD's | An ad for illegal software? I think the attachment was a JavaScript virus so I converted it to a .zip file for downloading |
| Lesly Rail | According to her emails she must live like right next door and peek into my window every night wishing she could talk to me. Too bad there are cheaper ways than her $4/minute dial-up chat server. Yet, she is persistent.... |
| 3" in 22 days? | Sounds painful actually, I mean how good can it be to grow THAT fast? |
| Debt Relief | I have no idea what they are talking about, plus they sent it to my "junkmail" address. I think I owe someone $2, does that qualify me for debt relief? |
| Divorce | While you're on the computer, might as well get a divorce... right? Be sure to "Downlaod" those forms... |
| Degree | Wow! I wasted 4 years for mine, now you can get yours in no time at all! |
| Mortgage | Apparently I'm pre-approved for a mortgage on my apartment! Apparently I live in San Diego too... |
Got some funny/strange emails you'd like to add? Send them to nospam@plocmstart.com