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kim81osu: if you make good cookies, i'll have sex with you | ||
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"I spent the night at Ben's... and I got in his pants!" -Karen (meaning she put on his pants) |
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KrinkovPhd: my name is t0dd and I llub j00 | ||
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"I'm not that kind of cute to be random ass." -Karen | ||
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"I'm too fat to get that!" -Beams (talking about getting up to get the phone while eating) |
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Gryphon103: I have a big butt Plocmstart: oh i'll have to look next time Gryphon103: and thighs... from riding Gryphon103: DON'T look at my ass! |
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Pettyfogger: you guys are TOTALLY doing sex Pettyfogger: i'm going to tell your mommy |
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LEREUSCHER: duh...which is more important? Lauren is cute!!!!!!! (Lauren talking about herself) | ||
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[From a convo with Kerry...] Gryphon103: what girl wouldn't go for the scrawnier guy? ;-) Gryphon103: easier to push around.. Plocmstart: the one that would go for me i guess :-P Gryphon103: which is no one, so... Plocmstart: SO I AM DAMNED TO AN ETERNITY OF MASTURBATION |
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Pettyfogger: haha i like having my own apartment i can sit here in my underwear and nobody cares | ||
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Pettyfogger: improve your home and your sex life at the same time... add sex handles to your bed today!! | ||
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"God loves me, dammit!" - Lil Jenny | ||
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Tech_phil: sexual sensations have been known to go from the skin to the brain at over 150 MPH |
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Oopsilon1: i'm talking to 3 boys at once! i'm so popular! | ||
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Oopsilon1: but i'm gonna get mad skills so i'll be the best programmer around! | ||
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kpxhunnie: what exactly do 21 year old guys want? kpxhunnie: as presents Plocmstart: sex |
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Pettyfogger: marriedsex is goodsex Pettyfogger: beforeyermarriedsex is badsex |
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kpxhunnie: wanna do a quickie something? lol kpxhunnie: sounds worse from what i meant Plocmstart: a quickie"?!?!?!?!?!? |
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dangDana: if you can get me 2 donkeys and a box of batteries and a pack of grape gum I will mak eyou rich | ||
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Pettyfogger: after a long day of programming CPU I/O controllers and writing code to relocate firmware to RAM, i deserve some yummys | ||
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dangDana: Pinky and the brain want to rule the universe. Teenage girls want to be Miss Universe. Me? I merely want to compute the universe....and if there is already a turing machine that computes the universe I'm fucked | ||
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Gryphon103: rick's a pain....er, rather a payne, I guess (Kerry talking about Rick Payne) | ||
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Pettyfogger: that's why i eat macaronis to keep me healthy and strong so i not die Plocmstart: or makes u into big noodle Pettyfogger: well then i'll be da only noodle in da world with health insurance |
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Pettyfogger: wonder what xp stands for Pettyfogger: xtra pron |
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Andrew Portner: "I'm tired of all this sex on the television; I keep falling off." | ||
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Josh: lets get mrtg Jud: jarsh does this about every 4-6 months :P |
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Pettyfogger: gots my cream of mushroom soup but i gotta open can with screwdriver cuz don't have can opener and can't find pocket knife | ||
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Pettyfogger: oh well das why i say "ok God u take care of this ok?" and God say "ya ok i got u covered das cooest." or at least that's what he'd say if he talked like u and me over IM | ||
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Pettyfogger: dat wuz good hamburger.. u should try it on a bagel sometime | ||
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Plocmstart: ok carmey i gonna go out for a walk with jenny then go get ice cream DevilLilly: byes DevilLilly: have fun DevilLilly: don't come back with children |
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Auto response from beribets: Goldfish: the snack that smiles back!...until you bite their heads off. | ||
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Plocmstart: you guys just have no faith in me! Gryphon103: sorry Gryphon103: you are just a putz Plocmstart: LOL |
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Pettyfogger: lauren and i decided they can ruin the sex handles if they want b/c we like to roll around on the floor and ram up against stuff when we have sex so the sex handles are too restrictive anyway (note: Matt is joking) | ||
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Pettyfogger: ok um so i opened up MSN messenger and told it not to run when windows starts, but it still does. wtf Plocmstart: it microsoft having sex with yer memory Pettyfogger: ouch, memory rape Pettyfogger: i paid good money for that memory and it's my bitch, not microsoft's |
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Gryphon103: I am 25 percent gay!! what the hell??? Gryphon103: i am so NOT gay!! |
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JillRebeka: you are a freak but i still love ya | ||
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Pettyfogger: ya ok just remember not to make any babies cuz u got church tomorrow and u not be able to go to chuch if u gotta take care of little newborn babies. das what i say cuz i'm smart. | ||
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Andrew Portner: Man eats own head with one line of code. Andrew Portner: eat(head); |
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Plocmstart: no i just have an extra hole in my body right now schmz13: fun schmz13: if you'd just stop stabbing yourself you wouldn't have this problem you know Plocmstart: i'm workin on it! |
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Plocmstart: CHANNEL 44 YAY! Auto response from schmz13: I love channel 44...:-) Plocmstart: the meatball channel! Plocmstart: meatballs all day and all night! |
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Plocmstart: SLEEPTIME FOR ME YAY FOR BANANAS!!!!!!!! schmz13: enjoy schmz13: tell the bananas hi |
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LivBabyLiv: my pants have the scent of fried vegtables | ||
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all things are transient. we don't need alcohol. (todd) | ||
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Auto response from schmz13: Relationship Advice, $5 a session Limited Time Only!! Plocmstart: there's this banana i really like... but well.... i just dunno how to let it know my feelings for it... should i just sorta sneak up on it and grab it or should i take it easy... talk to it one day... then move in on it nice and slow....? |
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Pettyfogger: yeah, well i'm a nutcase but i enjoy it | ||
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Plocmstart: i scare myself away sometimes too but then when i try running away from myself i just end up running in circles | ||
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JillRebeka: and so we were wondering (ok so it was mostly me wondering) what does a jock strap look like? | ||
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LivBabyLiv: hi LivBabyLiv: ! LivBabyLiv: my kiwi threw up on me |
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schmz13: whoo hoo I'm going to spanish-ize your mp3 collection! schmz13: everyone needs a little spanish-izing schmz13: it's like exercising |
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Plocmstart: whatcha gonna do with my email? kpxhunnie: sex0r it up |
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schmz13: I am proud to say that I have never put a tampon in water to watch it get big. | ||
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Plocmstart: i have shorts! beat me with a stick! | ||
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cappucino: sextris is a great game | ||
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Beams: "What happens when something is a function of itself?" Matt: "You die." |
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"You're not allowed to remember all this stuff you know is true. ... We don't know about 1 yet. 1 is one of those crazy folk things; it's magic." -- The Great Ogden |
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Plocmstart: so what does time depend on? Andrew Portner: Monkeys. |
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Pettyfogger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Plocmstart: playing with cheese Pettyfogger: cool Pettyfogger: cheese is fun! |
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redwine731: nothin'... i just wanted to pop a fat hamster on your computer screen, but i guess it won't work redwine731: :-) Pettyfogger: yes my firewall is there for something!! redwine731: to block out poor fat hamsters?!?!? |
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redwine731: build me a puppy redwine731: let me know when you're done |
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schmz13: wow schmz13: you look good in green schmz13: sexxxxy schmz13: :-P |
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"With freedom comes nudity" - Zorak | ||
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Plocmstart: no i am normal yes i'm not | ||
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Plocmstart: hi kerry if yer still there Qtuner: yes Plocmstart: whatcha doin? Qtuner: making babies |
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JillRebeka: :-) did you like take a class on bullshitting or something? Plocmstart: no it comes with the major |
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JillRebeka: where do you even find these things? Plocmstart: i have friends Plocmstart: ;-) JillRebeka: well your friends are perverts |
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Auto response from LivBabyLiv: excel is good for one thing...making my own 5-cycle semi-log paper | ||
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PLocmstart: what do those run on? LivBabyLiv: butane... wouldn't that be fun? plus, no messy electricty Plocmstart: yea just compressed flammable liquids |
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rsmacman: 815 is the class that teaches you how to bend spoons with your mind | ||
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Andrew Portner: Want to know what it's like to bend your entire nail back? Andrew Portner: )#(@$)@#$)@*%^)@#$ Andrew Portner: I tried to open the XP box. |
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LivBabyLiv: what's scroll lock? LivBabyLiv: i gotcha Plocmstart: u know... after all these years i still have no idea |
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"Little kids don't need a Pentium 4 to make them happy, they just need some flashing lights!" -Matt talking about a commercial for a child's computer toy. | ||
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[13:11] xosh: about that patch? [13:11] xosh: :P [13:11] D00k: You have to recompile after you apply the patch. [13:11] xosh: o [13:11] xosh: i knew that |
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JillRebeka: oh please i would say yes to any job willing to pay me fifty a year, of course stripping is probably not included in those offers :-D | ||
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KrinkovPhd: he implies radio shack carries that stuff, obviously i have no idea Plocmstart: i've never seen them there but maybe they do i dunno KrinkovPhd: they're in the 21 and over only back room |
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Plocmstart: u know it's about time to go to sleep when u go to the start menu and then u can't even remember why u went there | ||
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"A spork is a fork in drag" - kathy | ||
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"Garry I beat you 2 to 1, rock paper sissors does NOT count as a contest of intellect and strategy!!!!" - Karen | ||
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Gryphon103: i need to be more careful when I say things to you on IM ;-) | ||
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Gryphon103: have you ever carved a pumpkin?? Plocmstart: yes Plocmstart: it doesn't take 5 hours Gryphon103: if I IMed anyone while making babies...well, that is worse than answering the phone or counting ceiling tiles.... |
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Plocmstart: had a midterm today DevilLilly: on? Plocmstart: inverse kinematics, hydraulics and laplace transforms DevilLilly: can u dumb that down for me? |
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Plocmstart: EAT LOTS OF BEANS YOU WILL MAKE MANY FRIENDS | ||
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Plocmstart: ibiza is the one night stand capital of the world Gryphon103: LOL! Gryphon103: that is where rick wants to go |
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LivBabyLiv: ok, first of all, i very highly recommend anyone NOT put a cd right over a lightbulb for an length of time | ||
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Gryphon103: rick does not have an album Gryphon103: but I think he is gay |
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rsmacman: i opened that virus just like you told us not to | ||
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s1gn0fT1mes: you are the greatest guy jim...uh huh s1gn0fT1mes: and you you you are the best guy i know s1gn0fT1mes: yeah, definitely s1gn0fT1mes: and i just want you to know that ive never meant to be mean AT ALL s1gn0fT1mes: promise. s1gn0fT1mes: yeah. s1gn0fT1mes: so, dont hurt me. |
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s1gn0fT1mes: from what amber tells me, youre a really, really smart cookie. s1gn0fT1mes: they must have baked youright |
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Andrew Portner: I'm on the phone with a hot girl and you're not. Andrew Portner: neener neener Andrew Portner: And I'm spanking the monkey. |
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Andrew Portner: If I were an eskimo, I'd move to California and live in the grocery store freezer section and eat ice cream all day long. | ||
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Plocmstart: that time has come Plocmstart: the time at which nudity calls for a purpose Plocmstart: and that purpose is cleanliness s1gn0fT1mes: ha s1gn0fT1mes: i thought you were about to streak |
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Plocmstart: darn girls :-P HornGal7278: why??? Plocmstart: just play with guys' minds HornGal7278: cause we're all looking for sugar daddys to pay for our every whim;-) Plocmstart: lol |
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Andrew Portner: I WORE MY INVISIBLE PANTS TO WORK! | ||
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Auto response from KevinMU1: What has transpired is that Kevin has gone to dinner. What will transpire after dinner is still not certain.
Pettyfogger: what will transpire is that Matt will kill Kevin for talking about himself in the third person and using the word "transpire" to describe every event in his day. |
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mrcreamyp (5:23:27 PM): Were you aware that beer is actually a valuable commodity? Andrew Portner (5:27:26 PM): how so? mrcreamyp (5:29:32 PM): I just paid off my skitzofrenic friend to come hook up my entertainment system :-) |
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Plocmstart: makin some foods Plocmstart: i think i'm gonna clean my room while they be cookin s1gn0fT1mes: eww. yum s1gn0fT1mes: what food? s1gn0fT1mes: they? s1gn0fT1mes: there are boyz.. s1gn0fT1mes: i like boyz |
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Here's to alcohol... the anethesia that helps us endure everyday life. | ||
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"You're not only one person... you're Beams!" - Jennifer | ||
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rsmacman: god gave you a butt, use it | ||
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Andrew Portner: Sometimes I go to the park and pretend I'm a tree, and then when kids start to climb me I say "BOO!" and they fall down. | ||
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amberg159: always pickin like a chicken. hehe. i made a rhyme! | ||
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